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    Oh, whoa, whoa, Crazy Driver
    Oh, whoa, whoa, Crazy Driver

    Artist: Van Halen
    Real Lyric: Oh, whoa, whoa, Jamie's cryin'Oh, whoa, whoa, Jamie's cryin'

    The story:

    This song was playing on the radio in our car, and when we got home my wife says, "I still have that Crazy Driver song in my head." Huh?
    "Which song?"
    "You know, "whoa, whoa Crazy driver"".
    I just about busted a gut laughing so hard. And then she didn't believe me. I had to play it for her and she liked her lyric more.

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