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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Oh! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
    SpongeBob SquarePants!
    Absorbent and yellow and Foreign says he!
    SpongeBob SquarePants!

    Artist: Theme Songs
    Song: Sponge bob Square Pants Theme
    Real Lyric: Oh! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants! Absorbent and yellow and porous is he! SpongeBob SquarePants!
    The story:

    We were in the band room, and One of the lunitics who play saxophone decided to start the sponge bob theme, and I was like, yeah! So I started singing it really loud, and then they stopped, and was like, Jozzie, your singing it wrong!!! My face was beat red...

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    11/27/2005 9:19 am

    Age it happened

    15

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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