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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Oh, the taste of your poison pair of eyes
    I'm a ***k to you, Don't you know that you talk ***t
    And I love what you do, Don't you know that you talk ***t

    Artist: Britney Spears
    Song: Toxic
    Real Lyric: With a taste of your lips, I'm on a rideYou're toxic, I'm slipping underWith a taste of a poison paradiseI'm addicted to you, Don't you know that you're toxicAnd I love what you do, Don't you know that you're toxic



    The story:

    I was in the car and the song came on. I was in a good mood, so I started singing along pretty loudly. Well, my mother and sister were in the front seat and when I sang this part, they were shocked that I would make up such bad lyrics! I explained to them that that's what I was hearing and that's what I actually thought the lyrics were. They laughed at me and set the record straight.

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    lol!

    redbird Mar 11, 2013 6:32 pm


    When she sings "Don't you know that you're toxic" I also thought she kept saying 'Don't you know that you talk ***t'

    Evil_Goddess Mar 08, 2011 2:53 am