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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Oh, the pirate's just a rabbi,
    sold dye to the merchant ships

    Artist: Bob Marley
    Real Lyric: Old pirates, yes, they rob ISold I to the merchant ships

    The story:

    Having loved this song for years, I could never understand the purpose of the first two lines in relation to the rest of the song. One day while listening to Marley with a friend of mine, I asked my friend for his input on the meaning of the first two lines. After he stopped laughing, the predictable, "What are you smoking?" came bellowing out.

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