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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Oh sweetheart put the bible down, cuz you don't
    wanna miss out

    Artist: Kelly Clarkson
    Real Lyric: Oh sweetheart put the bottle down, cuz you don't wanna miss out



    The story:

    It was actually my mom's mishearing... Kelly was
    performing on SYTYCD, and, since we're not very
    religious, she thought it was cool that Kelly was
    singing that, and was all 'your friend's mom
    wouldn't like this song' (me having told her about a
    friend's very religious mom recently) XD lol, I told
    her it was really 'bottle'.

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