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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Oh Santa!
    I heard that it's really gonna snow this year
    So I hope for a phantom of the ape reindeer
    But you're safely here

    Artist: Mariah Carey
    Song: Oh Santa!
    Real Lyric: Oh Santa!I heard that it's really gonna snow this yearSo I hope Rudolph and them other 8 reindeerGet you safely here

    The story:

    I had no idea what she meant by a "phantom of the ape" reindeer. I
    thought of some horrible combination of The Phantom of the Opera
    and Planet of the Apes... So I looked up the lyrics.

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    Submitted by

    PeterPerson

    Submitted on

    12/20/2010 2:19 pm

    Age it happened

    17

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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