Oh mindy, you came and you gave without flaking,
but i sent you ben gay
oh andy
you kissed me and stopped me from something

Or

oh margy, you came and youy found me a turkey,
on my vacation away from worky

The story:

so my names barry manilow, and i was singing at one of my concerts with these words, and the audience were laughing at me, and they said, barry, dude, you have the wrong words, so i went home and checked the words on the internet and found otu it was oh, brandy orginally and it was clearly about alcoholism...so then i told westlife my alternative lyrics about Andy and made them sing them and embarass themselves but it hard not to embarass yourself if your westlife but i can hardly talk, cos im barry maniliow