Oh Mandy, well you kissed me and
stopped me from shavin'

The story:

Since I had first heard the song when
I was four, I really didn't give it much
thought. But as the years went on, I
could never come up with a reason
why someone might stop shaving
after being kissed. I didn't know what
I kept more secret - my lyrical
mistake or my listening to Barry
Manilow!