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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Oh Lord, suckin' on old tire pins

    Song: Lodi
    Real Lyric: Oh Lord, stuck in the Lodi again

    The story:

    We were on our way to Canada on vacation when I was 12, and we had an 8-track player in the car and only 2 tapes, one of which was CCR. I asked my Dad, "What are tire pins?" He says, "What??" I said, "That guy said he was sucking on old tire pins. What are they?" The whole family laughed, but agreed that it DID sound like that. ;-)

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