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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Oh, Lord, I'm sucking an old guy again

    Song: Lodi
    Real Lyric: Oh, Lord, I'm stuck in Lodi again

    The story:

    I'd never really thought about it. I sensed that I was wrong but it made me laugh. Never discussed it with anyone - maybe pointed it out when it was playing on the jukebox at a bar. But I can never understand John Fogerty's drawl/speech impediment/word-slurring anyway (e.g. There's a bathroom/baboon on the right). Your books inspired me to find out what in tarnation he was actually singing about.

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