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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Oh, Lord, I'm stalkin' an old guy again

    Song: Lodi
    Real Lyric: Oh, Lord, I'm stuck in old Lodi again

    The story:

    I was in the kitchen doing the dishes and had the stereo on and was singing along really loudly. I asked my dad why the dude was stalking an old guy and he busted up laughing and told me he was stuck in old Lodi again. I was embarrassed, but it was too funny not to laugh. I've never lived it down. My dad still to this day makes fun of me for it.

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