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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Oh don't go 'round tonight
    It's bound to take all night
    There's a bathroom on the right
    There's a bathroom on the right

    Real Lyric: Oh don't go 'round tonightIt's bound to take your lifeThere's a bad moon on the riseThere's a bad moon on the rise



    The story:

    When I was a child, I always thought

    Oh don't go 'round tonight
    It's bound to take your life
    There's a bad moon on the rise
    There's a bad moon on the rise

    Was actually

    Oh don't go 'round tonight
    It's bound to take all night
    There's a bathroom on the right
    There's a bathroom on the right

    Of course I'd never heard of a "bad moon on the
    rise" and didn't know what this metaphor could
    possibly mean, so it made sense to me that it was
    about a bathroom on the right - what every child
    wants to know at all times!

    It wasn't until my early twenties that my friends
    (kindly) corrected me.

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