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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Oh cannon ball you have a semen pet
    Ough! but their soul made out
    B,B,B,B,Bennie in the Jets
    Oh but the waves of the wonderful
    I'll bet she's already clean.

    Artist: Elton John
    Real Lyric: Say, Candy and Ronnie, have you seen them yetOh, but they're so spaced out, B,B,B,B,Bennie and the JetsBut they're weird and they're wonderfulOh, Bennie she's really keen

    The story:

    Not really embarassing. It's just one of those songs that I accepted as making no sense. It in fact makes no sense at all, but in a different way yhan I interpreted.

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