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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Oh, Big old Chad at the lighthouse
    Don't carry me too far away.
    Oh, oh big old Chad at the lighthouse.
    Cuz it's here that I want to stay.

    Artist: Steve Miller Band
    Song: Jet Airliner
    Real Lyric: Oh big ol' jet airlinerDon't carry me too far awayOh, Oh big ol' jet airlinerCause it's here that I've got to stay

    The story:

    Most people get carried away at one time or
    another. In this song, Chad is way too aggressive.
    He wants to be the one to do it. He needs to be
    warned: "Not too far, Chad. It's here I want to
    stay. Put me down, now!"

    This song doesn't even sound like "Big ol' jet
    airliner"... I know the Chad version is soooo much
    better.

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    Submitted by

    bergyman

    Submitted on

    6/13/2015 1:04 pm

    Age it happened

    35

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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