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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Oh, beautiful, for Spanish skies
    For amber waves of grain
    For purple mountains' majesties
    Above the fruity plane
    America! America! God shed His grace on thee
    And crown thy good with brotherhood
    From C to shining C! Cha-cha-cha,
    On top of the house

    Artist: Standards
    Song: America The Beautiful
    Real Lyric: Oh, beautiful, for spacious skiesFor amber waves of grainFor purple mountains' majestiesAbove the fruited plainAmerica! America! God shed His grace on theeAnd crown thy good with brotherhoodFrom sea to shining sea!

    The story:

    My little sister used to sing the song that way. She continued to sing it that way as a joke (after we had familiarized her with the actual words) well into her teens.

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    Submitted on

    5/5/2006 10:39 am

    Age it happened

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    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

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