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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Now you say you know how we feel,
    But don't fall in love cause it makes you sterile.

    Real Lyric: Now you say you know how we feel,But don't fall in love cause we hate you still.

    The story:

    I thought that lyric was one of the Manics' best. So, in junior high, I had it scribbled all over my binders and notebooks. Finally, one day, my friend asked me where I got the lyric from. I looked at her oddly because she was a huge Manics fan too, and just said, "Uh, Stay Beautiful!" She paused for a second and then burst out laughing, struggling, between gasps of hysterics, to tell me the real lyric. Hmph.

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