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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Now they know how many holes it takes to fill with alcohol

    Artist: The Beatles
    Real Lyric: Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall

    The story:

    Me and my friends were at our local bar/pizza parlor and played it on the jukebox. As usual, we got up and started singing at the top of our lungs. My friend stopped singing as she listened to me then proceeded to yell out 'Those aren't the right words! How can you mess up a BEATLES song?' Needless to say, everyone in the bar looked at me and started laughing. I told them I liked my lyrics better anyway. I still get picked on to this day!

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