Now I've gotta get used not to living next door to Elvis.
Elvis, Elvis, who the f**k is Elvis?

The story:

I was in an Irish pub in my hometown on a Saturday night and asked the band to play "The Elvis Song." The singer tells me, "What Elvis song?" I said, "You know, "Elvis, Elvis, who the f**k is Elvis?" song.

The singer then told me I was thinking of "Living Next Door to Alice (Who the f**k is Alice" by Smokie. Everybody laughed at me, but I was toasted and didn't care. Until the next day, when my friends were still laughing at me.