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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Now I can't think
    Pink water shooting inside

    Artist: Metallica
    Real Lyric: Now I can't thinkThink why I should even try
    The story:

    A friend of mine could play the song on guitar, so for fun we decided to record him playing and me and another friend singing along.
    We got to the part in question, and I was of course singing very loudly and was "into it", when both of them stopped and looked at me strangely.
    I never questioned the lyrics, despite the fact it doesn't make sense. And i felt very stupid, rationally telling them what I'd just sang as though there was nothing wrong with it, and the embarassment slowly creeping over me as I realized. (I was really "belting out the tune" trying to be all cool. It sucked.)

    I am still convinced my mistake was justified; if you listen to the song, it does really sound like "pink water shooting inside". :D

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