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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Now don't you wait, or hesitate.
    Let's move before they raise the f----g rent."

    Artist: Free
    Song: All Right Now
    Real Lyric: The Lyrics(Free, 1970) Whoa-oh-oh-oh-whoa There she stood in the street smilin' from her head to her feet; I said, "Hey, what is this?Now maybe, baby,maybe she's in need of a kiss." I said, "Hey, what's your name? Maybe we can see things the same. "Now don't you wait, or hesitate. Let's move before they raise the parking rate." All right now, baby, it's a-all right now.All right now, baby, it's a-all right now. (Let me tell you now) I took her home to my place,Watchin' every move on her face; She said, "Look, what's your game?Are you tryin' to put me to shame?" I said "Slow, don't go so fast, don't you think that love can last?" She said, "Love, Lord above, now you're tryin' to trick me in love." All right now, baby, it's a-all right now.All right now, baby, it's a-all right now.
    The story:

    FIRST OFF:

    If you don't think I should be published...I will understand. This is not a joke. I really thought these were the lyrics.

    Around 3 years ago, when I was trying to find the lyrics. I didn't even know they band was Free, I thought it The Rolling Stones. Of course, I never heard lytics very well. Dumb!

    I am sorry if the replacement lyrics are vulgar...but I truly believed these were the lyrics for DECADES! Anyway....who in the world MOVES for parking rates? I think raising the rent is a better reason. Of course, maybe I just didn't understand the dumb story in the song.

    OK...I am embarrassed now...

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    2/23/2006 8:05 am

    Age it happened

    45

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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