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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Now don't be sad, because you are a free man.

    Artist: Meat Loaf
    Real Lyric: Now don't be sad, Cause Two out of Three Ain't Bad

    The story:

    Well, obviously I never knew the name of the song. They just kept playing it on a Classic Rock radio station, and I had never heard it before. I'm only 29, so the song came out before I was born. I was reading Wonkette and it mentioned the lyric and I'm like wait a minute, a few google searches later and I am, that's what he's saying.

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