The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
As a child I would sing heartily how there were no whales at the manger. You could see in the creche the sheep, the camels, the donkeys, but no whales. I was in upper elementary when I asked the music teacher why anyone would write a Christmas song about how there weren't any whales.
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Anonymous
Submitted on
1/29/2002 2:04 pm
Age it happened
11
Better than original?
No
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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