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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    My, my, at Waterloo Napoleon did surrender
    Oh yeah, and I have met my destiny in quite a similar way
    The mystery book on the shelf
    Is always repeating itself

    Artist: Abba
    Song: Waterloo
    Real Lyric: My, my, at Waterloo Napoleon did surrenderOh yeah, and I have met my destiny in quite a similar wayThe history book on the shelfIs always repeating itself

    The story:

    My best friend introduced me to her Abba CD, but ever since i first heard the song, i thought it said "Mystery book on the self", until about five minutes ago when i looked at the lyrics online.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    10/23/2007 2:04 pm

    Age it happened

    10

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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    That would be quite creepy!

    coffeelunatic Dec 29, 2009 2:55 am

    That would be quite creepy!

    coffeelunatic Dec 29, 2009 2:54 am