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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    My mother was a terror
    She stole my new blue jeans

    Artist: The Animals
    Song: House of the Rising Sun
    Real Lyric: My mother was a tailorShe sewed my new blue jeans

    The story:

    I was actually quite indignant. There I'd been, feeling sorry for this poor man whose thieving mother set him on the road to gambling and ruin, and he didn't have that excuse at all!

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    12/28/2004 2:52 am

    Age it happened

    18

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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