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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    My heart breaks as you take your laundry/lingerie

    Artist: Robert Plant
    Real Lyric: My heart breaks as you take your long journey

    The story:

    The song features on "Raising Sand" by Robert Plant & Alison Krauss, although I see it was also covered by Emmylou Harris. I first heard the lyric as "laun-dery", which sort of made sense but seemed a bit strange; so I listened again and heard "lingerie". I can dig that - his woman done gone left him and he'll miss her and her stuff. Only when I checked the lyric sheet did I learn the truth, not to mention the fact that the track's called "My Long Journey", which should have been a giveaway.

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