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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    my god is much bigger than yours
    my god can walk right through the door...
    can't you see that i love my god?
    can't you see that you love my god?
    can't you see that we love my god?

    Artist: System Of A Down
    Song: CIGARO
    Real Lyric: my c**k is much bigger than yoursmy c**k can walk right through the door...can't you see that i love my c**k?can't you see that you love my c**k?can't you see that we love my c**k?
    The story:

    nothing interesting, just reading the album sleeve. but my friend had a great reaction when she found out what the lyrics really were... she'll never trust metal music again

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    2/11/2006 11:02 pm

    Age it happened

    14

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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