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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    My God,
    I'll only ever give my arm

    ****

    And all we are today
    Take, take, take, it off.
    Take, take, take, it off.

    Artist: Hillsong United
    Song: Take It All
    Real Lyric: My God,I'll only ever give my all.****And all we are todayTake, take, take, it all.Take, take, take, it all.

    The story:

    I was at a Hillsong conference(singing), thinking that my lyrics made sense, think about it, God gave everything and all we can offer is like our arm...i was still super embarrassed till i chatted to a group of guys that use to fling their jersey's off every time the song came on in worship coz they thought it was "take it off". i still laugh at them!

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    Submitted by

    HappyCamper90

    Submitted on

    6/1/2009 9:08 pm

    Age it happened

    18

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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