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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    My English Devil has a lazy old life
    Lazy little pet, lazy little wife.
    Never gets up and he never gets dressed
    Checking the obituaries to see who's left.

    Artist: Luke Haines
    Song: All The English Devils
    Real Lyric: My English Devil has a lazy old lifeLazy like a pet, lazy like a wife.Never gets up and he never gets dressedChecking the obituaries to see who's dead.

    The story:

    Upon actually buying the album and looking at the inlay - although it's full of spelling mistakes anyway, so who knows? Anyway, I reckon my version has more pathos.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    1/7/2008 7:18 am

    Age it happened

    26

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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