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    Song: Eve

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    My dirty ol' hat and my crooked little friend.

    Artist: Randy Houser
    Song: Boots On
    Real Lyric: With my dirty ol' hat and my crooked little grin

    The story:

    We were in the car and the song came on. My four year old says, sing with me Mama, you be the guy singing and I'll be his crooked little friend.

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    Submitted by

    Amychele

    Submitted on

    1/2/2010 4:26 pm

    Age it happened

    4

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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