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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    My country, 'tis of thee,
    Sweet land of liberty,
    God save the King;

    Real Lyric: My country, 'tis of thee,Sweet land of liberty,Of thee I sing;



    The story:

    Most people know the two songs have the same melody, but as a first grader who learned the song from his British aunt, I was at a disadvantage. We had to sing at another **sembly and of course we were all embarrassed to sing, so we mumbled most of the words. However, when it can time for this part, Aunt Hilda taught me to sing with pride. Above everyone, my voice cries out "God save the King". Most parents chuckled and mine tried to disappear.

    I was not totally embarrassed since it made sense to me. I did go to Catholic school, and made sense to save our "King"... alas, our more stodgy parents gave my parents an earful. At least Aunt Hilda was proud of her little Brit... born in Ohio!

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