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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    My children, they leave their cereal.

    Artist: Slipknot
    Song: New Abortion
    Real Lyric: My children are legion, serial.

    The story:

    I realized it was stupid, so I looked it up.

    But then, why shouldn't Corey sing about his children not eating their cereal? They might leave their cereal, and everyone knows breakfast is the most important meal of the day. This could be quite distressing for Corey.

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    Submitted by

    herecomesthepain

    Submitted on

    2/28/2008 6:46 am

    Age it happened

    16

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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