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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

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    My blood brother's cold

    Artist: J. Geils Band
    Song: Centerfold
    Real Lyric: My blood runs cold



    The story:

    I was driving with my husband and singing at the top of my lungs feeling all cool, white, and funky when HELL-O-O. "what did you just say?" EXPLAINATION: He's so down on his luck with his baby being in the centerfold and all that even his blood brother is feeling the chill. BRRRRRRR...C'Mon dude, get with it. Jeez.

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