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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    My angel is a centerfold

    Artist: J. Geils Band
    Song: Centerfold
    Real Lyric: My angel is a xenophobe



    The story:

    I was only 12 years old at the time of the song charting in the UK and had heard the word 'xenophobe' occasionally on TV, but never figured out what it meant from the contexts I'd heard it in. Eventually, while idly flicking through a dictionary, I spotted the word, recalled the song, and thought, "Whoah! A song about a guy who finds out his girlfriend has an irrational fear of foreigners!". It took a day or so to work out 'centerfold' was the word to replace my aurallly hallucinated one.

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