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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Monkeys on Rogaine- Yeah!

    Artist: Annie Lennox
    Real Lyric: Walking on broken glass

    The story:

    Actually, I didn't know what the words were. It sounded to me like "Monkeys On Rogaine (Yeah!)", but that made no sense at all. (Monkeys aren't usually worried about male pattern baldness.) I asked my best friend what he thought it was. He thought that it was "Monkeys On Propane Gas". That made a little more sense, although I wasn't clear if the idea was to cook the monkeys or blow them up. Our mutual friends explained that it was "Walking On Broken Glass"- they also suggested that we needed hearing tests and therapy.

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