Money talk, bulls**t walk, a*s crisp

The story:

Self-explanatory. I misheard it as that. Just to clarify that I did not hear a bleep sound but thought I'd heard the actual unbleeped words as this site changes it - I think three asterisks for the "A word" is stupid (particularly as it's one of the mildest of all) and makes it far worse than my own version which I've had to use here, as well as causing possible confusion as to what lyric I'd actually heard it as!