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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Miss Murder" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by AFI

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Miss Murder" by AFI? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Miss Murder" Lyrics

    pain in my right canned eye
    Hey Mister how can I? Hey Mister how can
    Where has my milk cow gone?
    Hey, Miss American Eyes, Hey, Miss Ameri
    It is what I can hide... It is what I ca
    Where is my love tonight Where is my lov
    Where is my napkin, I?
    This is my lockdown, this is my lockdown
    Hey Miss Motif can I make boobies stay i
    I would gladly spend my life a bunny
    Hey miss badonkanheim Hey miss badonkanh
    Fake beauty AFI
    Hey Mr Murderer
    Kiss my arse
    Hey Miss McGerkinite
    Who would ever let us blow our filthy ha
    Where is my love cannon Where is my love
    "A" is for alkaline
    I miss my uncle right? I miss my uncle r

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