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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Meditate, mad erection, feel your way

    Real Lyric: Meditate, my direction, feel your way

    The story:

    I had told a friend when we were teens that I was shocked they allowed such risque lyrics and that she embarrassed me by singing it in public, so she stopped, now also embarrassed. 10 years later she bought the tape with the words and publicly humiliated me in front of all our friends by telling me the REAL lyrics and they all laffed their.... off

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    Anonymous = Too Embarrassed to even leave an alias... Yeah, I could see that.

    PantsMan Oct 24, 2010 4:12 am

    oh my goosh so funny

    srosethal Sep 25, 2010 8:37 pm

    No it really does sound like she is saying that,I always thought it was "better tame my erection"

    nikura2001 Mar 21, 2010 5:42 pm

    Wow...and so wrong. I have a hard time believing this, honestly. And it doesn't help that it was posted anonymously...

    hattrick Aug 29, 2009 1:01 am

    Very funny and even funnier story :D

    PantsMan Jul 30, 2009 8:17 am

    ...Check out the lyrics to Greased Lightning, on the same album!

    MindRealm Jul 10, 2009 11:28 pm