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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    ME** Hey, wontcha get down don't square no tee,
    At least you know the way I feel

    MY BOYFRIEND** Hey, putting me down won't square the tee,
    At least you know the way I feel

    Artist: Merle Haggard
    Real Lyric: Hey, putting you down won't square the dealA least you'll know the way I feel
    The story:

    Actually I first heard the song on my boyfriend's phone, it was his ring. I just couldn't figure out what the first part was, so I just sang what it sounded like to me! When I asked him what it really was, he didn't know either. I used the internet to find the real lyrics, thus saving myself the embarassment.

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