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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Me and You and Dor-Me-Voo!
    Grab a holda' Ronald's hand!

    Artist: Lobo
    Real Lyric: Me and you and a dog named BooTravellin' and livin' off the land
    The story:

    I was about 4 or 5 and singing them at the top of my lungs , buck-naked in the tub. Thinking I had the room to myself, you can imagine my annoyace when I heard my sisters and mother laughing hysterically. At first I thought they were just laughing at my loud singing in general. I still remember like it was yesterday I just turned 40) how indignant I was when they told me my lyrics were wrong! McDonald's commericals were big then, and 'grabbing Ronald' was the thing to do. Even 35 years later, my sisters still sing the "wrong lyrics" to me whenever this comes on the oldies station...

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