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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Me and the MIDGET could become close friends ... me and the MIDGET don't see eye to eye ... me and the MIDGET are from different worlds.

    Artist: Belle and Sebastian
    Song: Me and The Major
    Real Lyric: Me and the major could become close friends ... me and the major don't see eye to eye ... me and the major are from different worlds.

    The story:

    i was telling my brother how funny this song was, i was looking through my mp3s and suddenly i see a song called me and the major... that can't be it i thought. a lyrics search on the internet confirmed my deep suspicion. i still think it sounds like me and the midget

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    4/29/2002 9:26 am

    Age it happened

    20

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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