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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Maybe I'm a whale

    Artist: The Fixx
    Real Lyric: Maybe I'll win
    The story:

    I was watching a Fixx concert on MTV late one Saturday night with my friend Mel. This had to have been 1984 or so. The band started playing "Saved by Zero" (my favorite song of theirs), so I of course had to sing along. After I sang "maybe I'm a whale," Mel burst our laughing and said, "What?!? What did you just say?" So I sang it again. In tears by this time, he got the cassette out of his car, took out the liner notes and showed me the correct lyrics. I still think Cy Curnin says "maybe I'm a whale..."

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