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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    'maybe i don't really wanna know if you've got in-grows, 'cos i just wanna fly'

    Artist: Oasis
    Song: Live Forever
    Real Lyric: 'Maybe i don't really wanna know, how your garden grows 'cos i just wanna fly'
    The story:

    Quite why i thought for two years that liam gallagher was singing about ingrowing toe-nails, i don't know but when rehearsing the song with a band and singing the lyrics wrong i was berated for my mistake.

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