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Marmoset there'll be days like this,
There'll be days like this Marmoset
(Marmoset, Marmoset)
Marmoset there'll be days like this,
There'll be days like this my Marmoset
(Marmoset, marmoset)

Artist: Shivaree

Song: My Mama Said

Real Lyric: Mama said there'll be days like this, There'll be days like this Mama said (Mama said, mama said) Mama said there'll be days like this, There'll be days like this my Mama said (Mama said, mama said)

The story:

Heard the latest version of this and was singing it in the office for some reason. Annoyed everyone. On the way home in the car listening to the radio when, hey, the Presenter said he thought the song said it my way too!

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Submitted on

2/5/2010 7:39 am

Age it happened

52

Better than original?

Yes

Convinced others you were right?

Yes

Was partying involved?

No

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