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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Made from feathers of forty-level geese,
    Took a hobo 'til c**k's crow to pick."

    Artist: John Denver
    Song: Grandma's Feather Bed
    Real Lyric: "Made from the feathers of forty-leven geese,Took a whole bolt of cloth for the tick."
    The story:

    My wife heard me signing the lyrics and asked me what the h--l I was talking about. I thought that someone had to get those feathers off all them geese, and it was just logical.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    3/26/2006 10:24 am

    Age it happened

    38

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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