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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Lyin' in bed just like Brian will some day.

    Artist: Barenaked Ladies
    Song: Brian Wilson
    Real Lyric: Lyin' in bed, just like Brian Wilson did.

    The story:

    It wasn't me. It was a friend... Jane
    I had loaned her my BNL CD, when she came in to work (with 3 BNL fans present) and asked, "Are we supposed to know who this Brian guy is?"
    I said, "Brian Wilson of course" to a blank stare. "Brian Wilson of the Beach Boys," I explained.
    "Oh," she said, "why didn't they say that then?" to my blank and surprised stare.
    "As in... (then she sang for us all) 'Lyin' in bed, just like Brian will some day!'"
    She's never lived it down!

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    11/13/2007 6:31 pm

    Age it happened

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    Better than original?

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    Convinced others you were right?

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    Was partying involved?

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