Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with Martyn's

The story:

My husband is called Martyn, and I am of the small chested variety, so when I heard this song, and that lyric, I fell about laughing. After trying to convince many friends that my lyrics were true, my husband made me check them on the internet. I was saddened to discover i was indeed incorrect, although I think he was only trying to avoid the impression that he has moobs (man boobs)