The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
Before I started school, my grandmother kept me every day. My memory is of her standing at the kitchen sink and as she worked, she sang this great old hymn, loud and proud. I was so happy with myself when I learned those words and could sing them in church! I don't remember exactly when I found out the words were wrong and loving Lipton Tea wasn't really the answer to all my prayers, but I still think it's a funny story!
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Submitted on
3/25/2008 7:25 am
Age it happened
7
Better than original?
No
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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