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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Love is for the duckies and the swans

    Artist: Bette Midler
    Song: The Rose
    Real Lyric: Love is only for the lucky and the strong



    The story:

    I was sitting around a lunch table with a number of other folks at an international conference. The song came on in the background. I started huming and then singing along. All of a sudden, a guy from Sweden who spoke little english burst out laughing, along with others. They explained the mistake. I said the song never made much sense to me but that so many songs don't make much sense so I though nothing of it. I stand corrected.

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