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    Looking for my lost acre of socks

    Artist: Jimmy Buffett
    Real Lyric: Looking for my lost shaker of salt



    The story:

    I was in a car on my first date with my now husband who is a "parrothead" and he asked me if I liked Jimmy Buffet. I said yes. He then put on the CD, and I started to sing along with the song 'Margaritaville'. I thought I knew ALL the lyrics correctly. Well, I was singing along to it and proceeded to really belt out "Looking for my lost acre of socks" (which I could never understand what the hell that had to do with drinking margaritas!) When he said, "What was that that you just sang?" I said, "Looking for my lost acre of socks." He just shook his head in wonder & laughed. He must have thought I was a complete imbecile! We still laugh about to this day...

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    Great story! I assume margaritas were involved as well.

    unove19 Apr 10, 2008 7:20 am