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    Song: Eve

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    Looking for my beautiful red horn
    Looking for my beautiful red horn

    Artist: Bruce Springsteen
    Song: My Beautiful Reward
    Real Lyric: Searching for my beautiful rewardSearching for my beautiful reward

    The story:

    I was at a concert with my friend and her husband, and as I was singing along, and her husband said "WHAT?!?" I repeated what I was saying and my friend said "Why would he be looking for a red horn?!?" I said I didn't know, the guy was rich, and could look for anything he wanted!

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    10/7/2003 8:31 am

    Age it happened

    22

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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